BERNIE

2010-12-05T14:37:00.005+08:00

Making an gathering on 22dec, haha this is gonna be big...

2010-12-05T14:37:00.004+08:00

tskkkk....

2010-12-05T14:36:00.000+08:00

Just changed......

2010-02-15T03:26:00.002+08:00

Hi all,

I am dedicating this post to myself.

I want to tell myself about all the things i should have done in the past.

i have never done anything to my upmost best performance. i missed alot of things. alot of things.

Just looked back at some past photos. brings back all the sweet memories and the things that i didnt do...

Love, mentality, physically, emotionally.

...................

..........

......

2009-12-05T12:36:00.001+08:00

Yo to all l4d2 fans. this is the v2.0.0,1 patch

this is the patch.

http://www.mediafire.com/?wzhztmmwdog

this is the namefix patch.

http://www.mediafire.com/?mdvowmmt5mg

enjoy

2009-12-04T01:15:00.002+08:00

This week, the most saddest,scaryiest, stressful week of my life.
this week alone i am suppose to do my parts in different assignment. and worse,EIR portfolio, i last week never go then dono what to do... last few days then know... but no time.. cause still got DBIS assignment,BIT assignment,French test,CMSK3 citation test, oopg assign check, haizzz..
and sleeping is also a prob. haha i super light sleeper. nid total silence then can go sleep.... and stupid stress make me keep waking up in the morning .. super tired... lol

private msg to BERNIE: this is a rare time, i felt so low.tired. but nevertheless to escape a problem, TACKLE THEM ONE BY ONE. ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!.

emotion level recover rate: ETA(next week)

2009-11-14T19:53:00.002+08:00

OK.

LETS BACKTRACK from here.

today is 14 nov 7.54pm. Just completed NHTC event. it was a brilliant piece of work. with only one sch visiting the event out of the schs attending

oh and SOME ONE STOLE MY BANANA, (not my ****) but my bandanna.... lol..

todays highlight.

~sir made jaz cry. ( ps dont how spell properly)

~called bian tai (fan club)

~being a sadist for being a sandbag for self defense lol

~win AWARD!!!!! for being committee member of event

~chat with JW about his life and Cedric's Life

~found out there is still some loyal visitors who care about the really innocent bernie... ty fans.lol

which are SHU,NAT,Esther,Cedric,Xaber. lol

ok now jump to friday 13 nov.

CCN day seemed like a chaos event to me at first but on actual day it seemed like a cultural fair which u see in japan schools. lol. whole school sell things and have fun.. NICE MAJOR EVENT.

I was helping my class wash car for cash. OUR TITLE SHOULD BE "TOPLESS HUNK CARWASH". lol. but then my big sized friend say " bernie if i take off my clothes, u will go blind.."

lol.. true.... hahaha. anyway washed only 2 cars and i zhao.... i mean took a looong break. lol... called cedric to go around the world(sch) . went to it sch.. done. went to bus sch.... (stalls selling clothes, cookies...) then went to design sch(no one) then went to engineer sch( hehe cotton candy....pizza) haha

i and cedric only bought lolipops and cotton candy. it was to remind us of young days when we love sweet little stuffs . cotton candy was terrible. because the humidity level was dam humid. cotton candy that i was holding was like collecting water from air.... melting at every part. lol.. saw some nice girls...... here there here there.......

Yesterday highlights:

~french class was fun

~event was fun

~ lollipop was nice , cotton candy was melting...=(

~met friends....

~met alot of guys who want to be wet by getting shot or water dunkED.

~washed carsss.....

~played battle for middle earth 2... was boosting that vs brutal <5mins.>

....................

hmmmm....... sry nat i dont know if this is funny but its just summary of last few days . haha

OH I MISSED the part... i and cedric slacked in the Lecture theater and sang songs and we heard bernie's lecture... on lame stuffs... and talk about cedric's biography...which cedric kindly listened and carried on.. lol.. ty cedric . that lame time was lame and funny...

the end.

byes

2009-10-18T16:56:00.003+08:00

Hi, funny for updating a post like this. haha

any way those ppl who wants to play Sins of a solar empire. heres the link.

part 1-9

part1

http://www.mediafire.com/?wyoznzwiyw2

part2

http://www.mediafire.com/?od1m1nczjgj

part 3

http://www.mediafire.com/?4mwnzmmmwgy

part 4

http://www.mediafire.com/?0mnwnwnzwcn

part 5

http://www.mediafire.com/?3kkj4tkmzyz

part 6

http://www.mediafire.com/?zij3nn2m3bm

part 7

http://www.mediafire.com/?nmw0jmzwr4j

part 8

http://www.mediafire.com/?dodmbxfoznr

part 9

http://www.mediafire.com/?kzzz5lntqym

do enjoy and wait for updates on how we are gonna play this game tgt, btw this game is 2008 top game. haha

Regards Bernie.

2009-08-03T00:53:00.004+08:00

Dear blog. this weeks awesome news

PROFESSOR BERNIES REPORT

chinese songs addictivity. PROVEN!

oh and if u are interested to find the crazyest news about my school life and class life. go to cyber232.blogspot.com

2009-07-09T17:23:00.002+08:00

TSK TSK TSK.

today was suppose to be a quiet day for my phone. but i GOT A PERSON who doesnt want to name herself. tsk.

her number is 8285****.

PERSON:@

me:?you are?

PERSON:? You are someone?

me:Tsk. who are you pls...

PERSON:Nvm

me:eh you are?

PERSON:Eh... you are a person?

me:Yes.....

PERSON:Yes...

me:TSK.

PERSON:Tsk...tsk....tsk.....

me:PLease tell me who u are.?

many more...

2009-06-26T00:50:00.000+08:00

A WHOLE NEW DAY. A WHOLE NEW BLOGSKIN. BOO!

2009-06-21T19:21:00.001+08:00

1.Real name : Keblakan lurus
2.Nickname : SEDIA
3.Star sign : 5 pointed star
4.Male or female : lol guess
5.Primary school : elias park pri
6.Secondary school : Greenview sec
7.JC/POLY : TP
8.Hair color : bright orange
9.Long or short : WHAT THING long/short. (HEHEH misleading)
10.Loud or Quiet : SUPER QUIET
11.Sweats or Jeans : JEANS
12.Phone or camera : computer
13.Health freak : YES.
14.Drink or smoke : DRINK AND SMOKE
15.Do you have a crush on someone : Yes and no
16.Eat or drink : only drink
17.Piercings : both ears
18.Tattoos : DONT HAVE
19.Been in an airplane : Once and it crashed
20.Been in a relationship: NOPE.
21.Been in a car accident : nope
22.Been in a fist fight : yea
First:
23.First piercing : right ear
24.First best friend : FORGOT
25.First award : WOW u are 1 month old!!!
26.First Crush : a girl in primary sch
27.First Vacation : in singapore
Lasts:
28.Last person you talked to : bernie
29.Last person you texted to : royston
30.Last person(s) you watched a movie with: cant remember
32.Last food you ate : HOKKIEN MEE
33.Last movie you watched : butterfly effect 2
34.Last song you listened to : Pokemon theme
35.Last thing you bought : a mc spicy meal. UPSIZED!!
36.Last person you hugged : my bolster
Favourites:
37.Food : water
38.Drinks: water
39.Clothing: swimswear
40.Books: E-books
41.Song: I LOVE U BY barney
42.Flower: dono
43.Colors: orange
44.Movies : AKAI ITO
45.Phrase: DIE DIE DIE MUST TRY
46.Subjects: MATHS
You ever done before:
47.Kissed in the snow : yea, my lips
48.Celebrated Halloween : yea wore my underwear on my head
49.Had your heart broken : ZERO
50.Went over the minutes on your cell phone : YEA. with leaders
51.Someone questioned your sexual orientation : YEA. i totally scared the person away when i told him i am gay. HAHA
52.came out of the closest: because kana caught hide and seek
53.Gotten pregnant : yup in sims 2
54.Had an abortion : maybe in sims3
55.Done something you've regretted : yea, like broke the fire alarm.
56.Broke a promise : many
57.Hid a secret : little bit
58.Pretended to be happy : nope. always happy
59.met someone who changed your life : yea MC bernie
60.pretended to be sick : YEA sec 4 that time lol.
61.Left the country : i tried mas selamat way. but i was caught by police guards. lol
62.Tried something you normally wouldn't try & liked it : EAT FOOD!
63.cried over some silliest thing: CRY OVER DRAMA
64.Ran a mile : NEARLY. i fainted after runing for SOOO long like around 99cm
65.Went to the beach with your best friend(s): yea
66.Stay single the whole year : yup
Currenly:
67.Eating : air
68.Drinking :seawater
69.I'm about ton : nope i dont weight a ton.
70.Listening to : opera
71.Plans for tomorrow : rushing project
72.Waiting for : THIS WEEK TO PASS><
73.Want kids : DUH. in future
74.Want to get married : DUH in future
75.Careers in mind : HACKER/ business man/ LAN SHOP!!!!
76.Which is better than Girl / Boy : computer!!!
77.Lips or eyes : face
78.Shorter or taller : Taller
79.Romantic or spontaneous : TOTALLY A NEET
80.Nice stomach or nice arms : Both, beer belly yea baby yea
81.Sensitive or loud : sensitive
82.Hook-up or relationship : thinking
83.Trouble-maker or hesistant : both
Have you ever:
84.Lost glasses/ contacts : yea
85.Ran away from home : no
86.Hold a gun or knife for self defense : yea , gun from SWAT knife from kitchen. DEFEND FROM THE CHICKEN
87.Killed somebody : yea. in sims
88.Broken someone's heart : I DID. in primary sch. took his clay heart and smash it
89.Been arrested : yea. in CS
90.Cried when someone died : yea in drama
Do you believe in:
91.yourself: yea
92.Miracles: yea
93.Love at first sight: yea
94.Heaven: YES
95.Santa Claus: no
96.Sex on the first date : YES in REC ANIME SERIES
97.Kiss on the first date : YES IN ANIMES
98.Is there one person you want to be with right now : YEA
99.Are you seriously happy with where you are in life : YES
100.This is the 100th & last question : hmmm WTF. so lame

2009-05-26T22:08:00.000+08:00

lol lol lol.
Its been soo long since i updated. over the time of the last post to now. i have DONE lots of silly and STUPID stuff. as well as PROJECTS. homeworks and tutorial skipping is starting to occur. DAM. habits have to be stopped. anyway. just finished a 2.2k word report. LOL. and i rote most of it. muhahahaha. MUHAHAHAH. my sweat and blood in that report. it better have good remarks!.

THanks to all the fans out there supporting my dead blog by tagging. Very much appreciated!

Loves ,
bernie

2009-04-20T21:40:00.002+08:00

Today is a wonderful day. FIRST DAY OF poly. haha. FIRST TIME I see many many homeclothes student. First time i wear homeclothes to sch. first time the sch time fly dam fast. 2 hrs felt like 1 hour. tsk. the coms were fun. IT rocks... SO SO interesting. hahaha. anyway i ate a pizza ($3) at the ITAS(it canteen) Ate ice kachang (60cents) at the student development block. i think. ate western food, full meal of chicken chop ($3.80). WTF... SO CHEAP. haha the food was ok la... look like normal portion like outside food shops..

TO THE CERTAIN PERSON WHO CALLS ME *****. I HAVE UPDATED. hahah. i hate ppl who threatens ppl. hahaha. U WATCH OUT. hahahha. GROUP CAMP. I GONNA HAHAHAHHA u. i make sure u cant go home HAHAHAHAly , AND U WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CAMP BECAUSE OF ME. HAHAHA. U WILL SCOLD EVERYONE LIKE HAHAHHAHAA. AND I DONT GIVE A HAHAHHA ABOUT THE HAHAHA THING U SAID.

COOL.. ITS FUN .. GUESS WHAT HAHAHA MEANS.
I ANYHOW RITE de. haha no offence...
SERIOUS!

2009-04-13T00:36:00.004+08:00

Ok. this song goes out to all people of all sorts. its really kinda nice when u listen hard.

It's hard for me to say the things
I want to say sometimes
There's no one here but you and me
And that broken old street light
Lock the doors
We'll leave the world outside
All I've got to give to you
Are these five words when I

Chorus:
Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes
When I couldn't see
For parting my lips
When I couldn't breathe
Thank you for loving me
Thank you for loving me

I never knew I had a dream
Until that dream was you
When I look into your eyes
The sky's a different blue
Cross my heart
I wear no disguise
If I tried, you'd make believe
That you believed my lies

Chorus:
Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes
When I couldn't see
For parting my lips
When I couldn't breathe
Thank you for loving me

You pick me up when I fall down
You ring the bell before they count me out
If I was drowning you would part the sea
And risk your own life to rescue me

Solo

Lock the doors
We'll leave the world outside
All I've got to give to you
Are these five words when I

Chorus:
Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes
When I couldn't see
You parted my lips
When I couldn't breathe
Thank you for loving me

When I couldn't fly
Oh, you gave me wings
You parted my lips
When I couldn't breathe
Thank you for loving me

2009-04-01T20:01:00.010+08:00

IF U ARE READING MY BLOG. PLS READ ALL THE WAY DOWN. I UPDATE ALOT OF POST AT ONE GO.LOL>.<>
MEMORY OF US, BADING GOODBYE TO SINGAPORE. LOL. we look like Idoits.
STARING STARS: BERNIE (FAR LEFT), JUN WEI AND MING YANG (FAR RIGHT)LOL

TODAY, I FEEL SO RANDOM. CAUSE ITS APRIL'S FOOL. SO i shall post some of my AWESOME pics. haha

A NICE WAY OF ABUSING MY HAIR. Tsk. I WENT TO SCH LIKE THIS . LOL. ALOT PPL STARE AT ME.........MEEE. CAN SEE!!! SPECS and BEANIE. i look like bernie. haha

WAH. STARING AT WHO. LOOK INTO MY EYES. (=

MY COUSIN

MY AUNTY

MY COUSIN

FINALLY I END THIS POST WITH An AMUSING PIC OF BEEENNNNYY
( My youngest brother)
HAHA

2009-04-01T19:54:00.002+08:00

hHAHA. FINALLY I STEP OUT OF MY HOUSE. THIS TIME I AND CEDRIC WENT TO GYM. HAH. MONDAY............ we took a bus there, walked to the place, BUT when we reach there. got one notice paste on the wall. LADIES ONLY (GYM)

OMG, i and cedric was like o.O
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? we then choose to go swimming in our gym attire. haha. went swimming instead TSK. BAD DAY. WE play in the pool
only the 2 of us. awwww. ARHHHH we not gays hor. haha. play racing .. then cedric want to see girls.. lol.. ERROSENIN.. hah.. then we play abit in the pool. 2 hours later. we bathe and change. haha i took a pic of cedric half naked. lol. but delete later haha.. ZAI SIA. his body... muscle!!!. haha. oh look this is the pic of the pool.

2009-04-01T19:30:00.003+08:00

Inside the cert. theres this testi part. where ur teacher write stuff about u. haha
THIS IS WHAT MR LIM WROTE ABOUT ME. SNIFF. SNIFF.
AFTER WHAT I HAVE DONE TO HIM. OMG. I LOVE HIM!!!>.< Bernie Ong Aik Kwan was a student of Greenview Secondary School from 2005-2008

Bernie has a lively personality and there is never dull moment when he is around. His openness and sincerity as well as the fact that he is a good listener have made him a confidant among many of his peers. He is a loyal friend,(HEHEHEH I AM SOO LOYAL. BANZAI) always ready to give support and encouragement.

(wooo good part. Me in classes)
In class, Bernie is responsive and often participates actively in class discussions. He is articulate(hmmm what it means ???) and is able to express his views coherently and logically (lol. I always do UNLOGICAL stuff, wah TEACHER u so KINDDDD) , providing constructive feedback.(lol, and all i did was say rubbish.dots.+__+ ) He is a good team player, contributing ideas and co-operating with team members. (YES, I DO WHAT I CAN DO to go well with friends. hahaha)

A committed SCOUT, Bernie has made substantial contributions to his unit.(awww dont talk about it. i will get shy!!) In the inter-district competition, he received the silver award and also the Frank Cooper Sands (bronze) Award 2006, (silver) Award 2007 and the GOLD AWARD in 2008.(hahhah) He attended several courses to upgrade his training, including the Hong Kong Exchange Programme(ARGH!. DONT TALK ABOUT THIS. It brings bad memories of my nude photos taken BY SOME PERVERT! JULIUS!!! and ppl say its because i am DRUNK!. NO WAY i am not drunk with that can. SOO LITTLE A... PLS) For his dedicated and Selfless (i tot SELFISHNESS.ha) service to the scouting movement, BERNIE was a recipient of the SCHOOL SERVICE AWARD GOLD( YEA. OH AND THE COLOURS AWARD GOOLD>.< ) , an accolade for students who have contributed immensely to their Co-Curricular Activity.

(Finale, about my pure and innocent self. hahaha. tsk. i no shame sia. )
A kind and thoughtful boy, Bernie also played an active part int he class-initiated Community Involvement Programme, Helping to raise Funds for Greenview Care and Food For the Elderly Programme (O.o why talk about this. this one everyone also got do... what about me.. WRITE ABOUT ME!!!) HIS initiative and civic-mindedness are commendable.
(hooo. nice. last part me. memeee. i am so touched. THANK YOU MR LIM AND ALL THE TEACHERS WHO TEACH ME, WHO THINKS I AM A GOOD AND GUAI BOY , BUT THE TRUTH IS . I AM NOT. SO I AM SORRY. 4 years of acting. has come to an end. the truth has to be released. haha. ok la. i not so bad until I GO SMOKE. NO WAY. SMOKING KILLS> AND IT SUCKS> haha. THANK YOU GREENVIEW SEC!!!! )

-End of Section-

2009-04-01T19:25:00.005+08:00

Dear blog,

HAHA NEXT IS MY GRADUATION CERTIFICATE> HAHA<> HAHA<THE LAST PIC. IS EVIDENCE THAT SOMEONE SMOKE HOR>.<
Tsk SMOKERS STINK!!!!!!!!!

BROUGHT U BY: BERNIE1.1

2009-04-01T19:20:00.003+08:00

Dear blog, I NEBER blog the past few days because of my laptop, u see his been admitted to critical stage. his 2 hinge broke. leaving the screen unsupported. some of u may think its cool. cause its like a headless ghost take out his head when ever he like. haha

These are some of his pic: (sniff)

But lucky. it still works. haha. HENG. BUT I MUST BE VERY CAREFUL. SCARY.

2009-03-28T19:32:00.002+08:00

SATURDAY MORNING... FOOTDRILL TRAINING.!! o.o

I woke up at 5.45am to meet up with jun wei at pasir ris mrt. i remember him smsing me not to be late, late=die. haha. i reached there safely at 6.30am. but he was not there. HAHA HIS LATE.
so we took the train.. at the train... i found out i forgot something.... THE BERET. ahhaha important thing for footdrill..

FOOT DRILL terrible... looks like i nid to buck up liao. hah. Sir abit gay: say i look so chubby and he want to pinch me. O.O LOLS. eeewww. GAY GAY. haha jking.

anyway CAN U BELIEVE IT. HOLIDAY IS SO BORING. TODAY EARTH HOUR. I LAZY GO . haha

next time then ... sayoonara

2009-03-27T17:12:00.004+08:00

DEAR BLOG, MY VENTURE CONVERSION CAMP.
Bernie: it was hell for 3 months, but now a new path awaits us. VENTURING BANZAI!
Woo. 2nd day morning. thunderstorm. but no rain. we took refuge in sisters island TOILET.
HAHAH . we bathed together, ate in the toilet. LOL. we didnt do any funny stuff in there . I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR HERE.!!
Hunya?. O.O My FIRST KISS. NOOOO.LOL. my fingers. i look like i am enjoying it
Dont worry, no kisses are made. haha. 1st aid Practices.

Oh no. unexpected event happen. I FAINTED.
hohoho(evil laughs). Like that will ever happen.

BANZAI>><<>

2009-03-27T16:55:00.003+08:00

Nyaa! another one of BERNIES great invention. THE NATURAL BARSHA
MY TREE HOUSE .o.o.o.o haha.
I tired my best to copy those natives houses. Tsk. cant copy much.. but looks almost same. HIGH 5

Ohhh. the Great me. SOOO SMALL EYE. WHAT IS THIS!!!
Oh yea. i suppose to make an animal trap.but i like good and grand traps. so i choose a SUPER high branch. BUT when i pull it downwards. something happened.
THE FREAKING BRANCH BROKE
O.O """" i was stunned. i stood there for like 1 min. thinking what should i do again.. haha

Look. ming yang(yellow guy extreme right) SETTING A ANIMAL TRAP. WOOO soo smart.

HAHA. look a sand drawing done by KA jun.(guy in red)
Venue: sisters island
time: afternoon
Energy level:TIRED
<<< mee green in colour. HAHAHA
LOOK PROPERLY THE FLOOR.
JApanese words. wrote by me. the only jap GUY. hahahah

Anyway we suffered alot. and we enjoyed alot. setting a total of 3 campfires.

2009-03-27T00:24:00.002+08:00

If i remember correctly, TODAY IS THE DAY MY BLOG REVIVE AGAIN. Haha thank you thank you. I want to share with u all the thing i did a week ago but due to unforeseen circumstances, (bernie doesnt want to show his FATTY looking Pics) i shall NOT, i repeat NOT post it yet. until i am mentally stable that is.

Ooo.. I began my journey on onepiece its 400 episode(soon) and i was afraid of overkilling myself with anime. As the saying goes:' too much anime will KILL u"
I agree with it and thus i shall only watch 30-50 episodes a day.

Awww i am soo GUai (bernies: self praise. no shame guy)
oh i shall look forward to my poly days. and of course I SHALL EAT ALL I CAN IN TP's canteen to choose which sch has the best fooddeals. haha

i think thats all i can talk.... type i mean.... onwards to chatting now. SAYOONARA さよおなら。

2008-12-04T18:32:00.001+08:00

Dear Blog,

Welcome, this is a christmas edition blog for bernie.. heh.. must early prepare bah.. hahah...

Loves&Hates,
Bernie

2008-10-24T20:45:00.002+08:00

Dear blog,

Lyris of Aimo-Macrossfrontier..... ENJOY!~

Aimo aimo
Needel lushe
Noina miria
Endel plodea
Fotomi

Koko wa atta kana umi dayo

Luulei luuleia
Sora o mau hibari wa namida
Luulei luuleia
Omae wa yasashi midori no ko

Aimo aimo
Needel lushe
Noina miria
Endel plodea
Fotomi

Koko wa atta kana umi dayo

(Aimo- My dear)

Aimo aimo
Needel lushe
Noina miria
Endel plodea
Fotomi

Here is a warm sea

Luulei luuleia
The skylarks that dance in the sky are tears
Luulei luuleia
You’re a kind and green child

Aimo aimo
Needel lushe
Noina miria
Endel plodea
Fotomi

Here is a warm sea

Loves&Hugs,
Bernie(enchanted~.~)

2008-10-24T20:27:00.003+08:00

Dear blog,

Today i am touched, not by whats happening in life, but the moral values that this particular anime wanted ppl to understand. Love, they truly made it in such a way that ppl are able to really feel that feeling.. the ending was so wonderful,splendid!if u ask me. heres a summary of the anime but it really didnt say the true meaning of the show,so most ppl treat it as some normal mecha anime. but seriously it teaches us the simplest thing in life. Life is precious, so is love.

Bernie's Rating: Its off the CHART!!!!! MUST WATCH !!!!

summary:Macross Frontier marks the 25th anniversary of the Macross anime franchise. It is a direct sequel to the first Macross series and Macross 7 and follows the lives of Alto Saotome, Ranka Lee and a pop idol named Sheryl Nome on board the Macross Frontier colonization fleet. After the war against the Zentradi aliens, Humankind has spread across the universe in order to ensure its survival. The Macross Frontier fleet is part of a effort to spread and maintain the culture of humanity.

Loves&Hates,
Bernie

2008-10-19T23:53:00.003+08:00

Dear blog,

Because someone scolded me bloody i shall kindly put his pretty picture up... hehehe.well thats the only coolest picture of him i have.. hehehe..

Loves&Hates,
Bernie

2008-10-05T19:35:00.003+08:00

Dear blog,

After high an low.. i had been given a task of doing a quiz... boring... so i shall do it.. idoitily..hehe

Th person who tag/pass u is ?
Junwei

2. Ur relationship with him/her ?
Friends....nono..closer....nono..even closer....heh.u get wat i mean...

3. Your five impression of him/her ?
eh.happy.Happy.hAppy.haPpy,hapPy,happY
4. Th most memorable thing he/she had done to you ?
touched me.....body lah..

5. Th most memorable thing he/she had said to you ?
hi, and bye

6. If he/she become your lover you will ?
maybe..... its possible

7. If he/she become your lover , he/she has to improve on ?
his body...

8. If he/she become ur enemy , you will ?
maybe.....its possible too.. future is unpredictable....singapore might win the world war 4,5,6

9. Reason will be ?
i am a future teller..

10. Th most desired thing you want to do for him/her is?
make him.....hehe......CONTINUE SCOUTS...

11. Your overall impression of him/her is ?
low high low high low high.. like waves.....

12. How do you think th people around u will think about you ?
they look funny so i think they think i also funny..??

13. Th characters you love of yourself are ?
nah....i love my B then my E then R then N then I then E,,,,BERNIE...i love this characters

14. On th contrary , th characters you hate of yourself are ?
i hate B then my E then R then N then I then E,,,,BERNIE

15. Th most ideal person you want to be is ?
the person who is .....duhhhh look at this silly question....hahhaha..i cant stop laughing ... i cant answer....cause i laughing....hahha.

16. For people who care and like you , say something to them.
what makes u think i will respond to U... hehh.....
17. Pass this quiz to 10person .
1) Huh?
2) HUh?
3) HUH?
4) HUH??
5) Bernie
6) Bernie
7) Bernie
8) Bernie
9) Bernie
10) Bernie

18. Who is 6 having a relationship with ?
# No one

19. Is number 9 female or male ?
# Female , i not sure. stop asking me stopid question....

20. If number 7 and 10 are together , will it be a good thing ?
#maybe....btw who are they

21. What is number2 studying about ?
#how to hell i noe...?!!!!
22. What kind of music does number8 like ?
# Are u mad.. i am no a stalker!!!

23. Does number1 have any siblings?
# yea 3.. huh,huh,and huh!

24. Will you woo number3 ?
# huh,maybe...hope he exist in the first place.

25. How about number7 ?
# mad arh... who is bernie... boy/girl how i noe.... btw i bernie wount anyhow get into relationship de,,!!!

26. Is number4 single?
# dono...his name says the same answer as me

27. What is th surname of number5 ?
# ONG,, BERNIEONG

28. What is th hobby of number10 ?
#hehe..its my secret why should i tell. u ... its watching romance anime lah.. hahaha

29. Does number5 & 9 get along well ?
# maybe... i think they meet each other before

30. What is number2 studying at ?
#huhhuh sch

31. Talk something causally about number1 ?
# huh,,,,huh.....huh/////huh

32. Wher does number9 live at ?
#in pasir ris

33. What colour does number 4 like ?
#huh colour...

34. Are number 5 and 1 best friend ?
# i hope so .....

35. Does number1 has any pet ?
# yea its uhuh

36. Is number3 sexiest person in th world ?
#i soppose so... he wears XXl tubetop

37. What is number6 doing now ?
# making friends with bernies on pluto!!

Loves&Hates,
Bernie

2008-09-10T21:00:00.002+08:00

Dear Blog,

Another new day, another new joke of the day...

this joke is about an annoying boy in a bus:

"A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

LOVES&HATES,

Bernie

2008-09-07T22:22:00.000+08:00

Dear blog,

heres another joke.

everything men know about women

The following is a comprehensive federal study, approved by the Attorney General:
Everything Men Know About Women

End of Report
U.S. Attorney General's Office

heh funny

Love&Hates,
Bernie

2008-09-07T22:16:00.001+08:00

Dear blog,
i bernie stumbled onto a joke website and i found this

"Bill Gates in Hell
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..."

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

it was a little funny and so i decided to put it up.. enjoy

L&H,
Bernie

2008-09-07T17:46:00.000+08:00

Dear blog,

on teachers day eve, i practically had only 3 hours of sleep just to download Wall e for my class to watch during the free period of teachers day celebration. I am so like wonderful. one day after wall e is released i got the show.. awesome...... then we started watching wall e as soon as we got to class.. must thank cedric for his laptoppy. if not no show for everyone...... heh.. then after a few minutes of watching our show, our teacher came in.. MR LIM.... quite old.... he was stunned.....so was us.... we didnt ask for his permission... tell u something the tension was awesome.... then our coolest and biggest chairman went outside class to chat with teacher , i mean negotiate.. hehe. if not we are D>>D. in the end he just asked us to fill in some stuff and he joined in the show.... lots of other students walk pass and said" hey wall-e leh" hahaha . yea cry on that... i treasure my class the best... haha

L&H,
Bernie

yo

2008-09-07T17:44:00.001+08:00

Dear blog,

hi its a wonderful day today and i got headaches. It hurts but i still managed to remake my blog even after it has rotten over a few months... Olvl is coming and wth i am still not anxious.. there is something terribly wrong with me....
<---OK THATS ME--->

Loves and Hates,
Bernie