Dear Blog,

Another new day, another new joke of the day...

this joke is about an annoying boy in a bus:

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

LOVES&HATES,

Bernie

Dear blog,

heres another joke.

everything men know about women


The following is a comprehensive federal study, approved by the Attorney General:
Everything Men Know About Women

















End of Report
U.S. Attorney General's Office


heh funny

Love&Hates,
Bernie

Dear blog,
i bernie stumbled onto a joke website and i found this

"Bill Gates in Hell
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..."

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."




it was a little funny and so i decided to put it up.. enjoy

L&H,
Bernie

Dear blog,

on teachers day eve, i practically had only 3 hours of sleep just to download Wall e for my class to watch during the free period of teachers day celebration. I am so like wonderful. one day after wall e is released i got the show.. awesome...... then we started watching wall e as soon as we got to class.. must thank cedric for his laptoppy. if not no show for everyone...... heh.. then after a few minutes of watching our show, our teacher came in.. MR LIM.... quite old.... he was stunned.....so was us.... we didnt ask for his permission... tell u something the tension was awesome.... then our coolest and biggest chairman went outside class to chat with teacher , i mean negotiate.. hehe. if not we are D>>D. in the end he just asked us to fill in some stuff and he joined in the show.... lots of other students walk pass and said" hey wall-e leh" hahaha . yea cry on that... i treasure my class the best... haha

L&H,
Bernie

Dear blog,

hi its a wonderful day today and i got headaches. It hurts but i still managed to remake my blog even after it has rotten over a few months... Olvl is coming and wth i am still not anxious.. there is something terribly wrong with me....
<---OK THATS ME--->

Loves and Hates,
Bernie